Library Madness
So as everyone knows I had this brilliant idea that I would go to Law School. Amazingly enough so far so good, however it is an extreme amount of reading, and I'm not talking reading like Harry Potter or the DiVinci Code, I'm talking reading like if I'm not careful the drool will end up fading all of the pages. But anyway, that's besides the point. As a 2L we continue to spend a lot of time in the library, which I did today all friggin day.
Now I'm sure you're aware that I have a lot of pet peeves, and one of them is people chewing with their mouth open. Well today there was a girl in the library chewing with her mouth open, and of course this would be the day that I forgot my IPod so I couldn't turn up my music. Well I got so aggravated that I walked to the Barnes and Nobles and bought a CD so that I could play it on my computer while I was studying. I figured this would solve the problem, however I was wrong. It turns out this girl was actually part cow and I could hear her OVER my head phones. So I put my headphones as loud as I could, and finally the horrific noise went away, and then to my greatest pleasure, she actually went away. (I would assume she went to class, but I was unaware they let cows into law school).
So I was content and I studied my way into the afternoon. And then she returned, and this time just to be friendly she sat right behind me so that even with my headphones turned up as loud as I could take them without blowing out my ear drums I could hear her. Well I had enough of that. So I waited. When she got up to go to the bathroom, I struck. I stole her gum. Actually I simply picked it up and threw it out. That way once the piece she had wore out she would be Shit out of Luck.
Moral of the Story: Don't chew with your mouth open in my presence, I take drastic measures.
Now I'm sure you're aware that I have a lot of pet peeves, and one of them is people chewing with their mouth open. Well today there was a girl in the library chewing with her mouth open, and of course this would be the day that I forgot my IPod so I couldn't turn up my music. Well I got so aggravated that I walked to the Barnes and Nobles and bought a CD so that I could play it on my computer while I was studying. I figured this would solve the problem, however I was wrong. It turns out this girl was actually part cow and I could hear her OVER my head phones. So I put my headphones as loud as I could, and finally the horrific noise went away, and then to my greatest pleasure, she actually went away. (I would assume she went to class, but I was unaware they let cows into law school).
So I was content and I studied my way into the afternoon. And then she returned, and this time just to be friendly she sat right behind me so that even with my headphones turned up as loud as I could take them without blowing out my ear drums I could hear her. Well I had enough of that. So I waited. When she got up to go to the bathroom, I struck. I stole her gum. Actually I simply picked it up and threw it out. That way once the piece she had wore out she would be Shit out of Luck.
Moral of the Story: Don't chew with your mouth open in my presence, I take drastic measures.
posted by Buffa at
12:35 AM
2 Comments:
that's funny - wow, so when we were in college did I chew with my mouth open? I hope not! Yikes! your blug (what a funny word, it's better than calling it a blog) is fun to read.
WE WANT MORE BUFFA! At least 20% more Buffa!
See you in Copyright on Monday honey.
By the way, your next post should be about your "Congressional Law School Medal of Honor" effort to distract Professor Friedman on thursday so he didn't jump ahead another 100 pages. I'm mean come on, Friedman alone is a neverending well of lawschool comedy.
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